1)Where is God?
There were two brothers at aged 12 & 8. They were so naughty and always people comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very fed-up and they have taken them to the mental doctor. Doctor firstly call 12 years boy and asked him “Tell me where is god?” The boy keep him silence. Then doctor again with loud voice asked him “Tell me where is God?”
.The boy suddenly ran away and went to his home and hide himself in his cloth cupboard.
When another brother saw that he also ran away after him and reached to the home and asked “Brother what doctor asked you and why you ran away?”
The elder brother said, “God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it”
2) What will u do officer
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
3)If he went to hell…
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”
4) Dead body cycling....
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher: Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
6)Formula for Water
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!
8)A Poor Family Essay
A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…
Once upon at time there was a poor family, husband and wife both were both poor, their two children were also very poor.
All the servants on that house were also poor, the driver and security guard of the house were also poor, the four dogs in the house were also very poor. They haven’t eaten chicken for two days, Two BMW car weren’t properly serviced for a long time. All the A.C on the house were not working, the house hasn’t been painted for a year, The family hadn’t gone for a holiday trip to foreign country for six months and among 5 T.V two of them were not working, As a whole it was a very poor family.”
Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspaper.
The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”
10)Jor se bolo…
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
11) why did u eat it?
A toddler points to the tummy of his pregnant mom and asks what's there in it?
The mother replies -"A cute little baby"
The toddler quips back - If it was so cute, why did you eat it?
12) How does a car Start?
Ram : Did you hear, Dad just bought a new car?
Sham : What kind of car?<./p>
Ram :I don't remember. But I know it starts with Z.
Sham : Don't hide facts. No car starts with Z. Every car starts with petrol only.
13) Afraid of the Dark